Friday, June 20

Slaven you legend


If I was ever going to leave my girlfriend for a man, that man would be Slaven Bilic, Croatia's 'rockstar' manager. He's got it all. Haunted war criminal eyes, the skin of a man who has smoked his own bodyweight in unfiltered, cheap cigarettes and the flippant demeanour of a man who cares so much he just doesn't care. It's called the 'Brad Pitt in Fight Club' effect. Heterosexuality is a fragile condition in this modern world, my friends. Maybe I'll start a series: 'Men I'd leave my lady for'. That should go down well in the Therewillbeblog Castle...

7 comments:

Gardenhead said...

I'll tell you who is a fine speciman of a man, Tommy Lee Jones. That weatherbeaten face, those perpetually sad and weary eyes that seem to be harbouring huge guilty secret. I'm delighted his latest run of roles are so interesting and engaging. If I was a good portrait artist and wanted to paint a man's man who's lived his life, I'd look no further than Mr Lee Jones. I wouldn't ride him though. That honour goes to Gael Garcia Bernal

Anonymous said...

There are a few bones to be picked here.....but you having a slaven boy crush isn't one of them ;)

Adam said...

Oooooh, good choice. I'll start a series and keep it topical. When Che gets a release in the cinema, I'll bang on about Benicio Del Toro and his saggy bagflap eyes of lust. And as long as Matthem McConaughey keeps taking his shirt things will be grand.

red said...

The Euro just isn't the same without him. Sob.

mercuroman said...

Hey Lace - you're gonna love this - Bilic's bands Euro 2008 anthem - possibly released to subsidise this minimum wage as Croatia boss! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=F2Qzwtlyrb4

Adam said...

Saw that vid alright. Excellent stuff. he's a dreamboat. Who's mercuroman? Lox?

mercuroman said...

Hey Adam - it is indeed - damnit I feel like Clark Kent when Lois Lane realises that he's Superman