A few things that should be said..

*Adrian Chiles, the genial presenter of MOTD2, is the most comforting presence on television I have ever witnessed. He's even good on The One Show which is, essentially, a bag of shit.

*Rollie 'Cadence Weapon' Pemberton is 22 years old and was reviewing music for Pitchfork when he was 18. He's ridiculously talented. I am bitter.

*Pubs in the countryside {i.e. the really rural Ireland that you only see if you are a)From one of those places or b)In a relationship with someone from one of these places} are often full of people from the area, who have lived there for a long time, usually 25-30 years, who are slightly cracked and get the kind of drunk that makes you go 'Holy shit, have i ever been that drunk? How is this person not dead?' Bank holiday weekends only serve to heighten this. It's an amazing thing to witness.

*Working on bank holiday Monday is a bleak, bleak prospect.

*Zaytoon kebabs are incroyable

That is all.